How to Identify, Dominate, and Give Wedgies to Resistance Gremlins

We all experience the monster of resistance in our lifelong battle to create our freedom and happiness empires. Some of the more common forms of resistance are fear, stress, anxiety, and procrastination.


Brilliant authors and philosophers have dissected resistance in their works since the beginning of literacy (the modern Steven Pressfield’s The War of Art being one of my favorites), and there is a good reason for this.


Resistance is the enemy of creation. If we can identify it and suppress it, we can create magic.  When we resist, we conform to the death of creation – the death of ourselves. When we create, we destroy resistance. To manifest a life of pure happiness and freedom, we must create it. Therefore, we must destroy resistance.


Everyone experiences resistance, but not everyone can identify the beast. It can creep into life in disguise as comfort, assurance, and even judgements and advice from family and friends. So, it’s impeccably important to be able to identify resistance, and then take all actions necessary to obtain, suppress, and slaughter it!


If we attach “gremlin” to the back of resistance, it makes it easier for us to understand that resistance is a real living energy of evil that lives to dismantle our creations and butt-rape our progress. Then, we can personify anything that stands in our way by attaching a gremlin face and body to it.


In my world, there are email gremlins, Facebook gremlins, alcohol gremlins, weather gremlins, dunkaroo gremlins, sex gremlins, sleep gremlins, exercise gremlins, focus gremlins, and even travel gremlins! These nasty little goons can show up anywhere, anytime, and in any form. and it’s not only humorous to envision them with gremlin heads, but it directly helps to keep the focus on identifying and destroying anything that stands in the way of our persistence and personal creative development.


What resistance gremlins are in your way? What can you do right now to identify and stop them?


Resistance gremlins are your enemy. Be on the lookout like Big Arnold in Terminator.  Keep your weapons sharp and make those little bastards pee in their undies! Give them wedgies and bully them! Steal and eat their lunches!


You are a soldier of persistence, and with continued actions, you will dominate resistance forever.


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Would love to hear some of your gremlin experiences in the comments below.. especially the x-rated ones. 😉


Why it’s Important to Make Sweet Ass Love to Your Creative Rampages


Creating is sorta like making love. If you finish what you start, you may experience peace, satisfaction, relief, and tectonic-plate shifting orgasms.


interviewed Dr. Rob and Janell Alex one the Artsy Now Show one time, and Rob actually received his highest creative visualizations at the peak of his orgasms. That’s some boss sauce right there.


It got me thinking: You never know the magic of the journey until you reach the summit.


As long as you are going where you want to go, and the project is in line with your visions, it’s crucial to finish what you start. It may seem unattractive at points, but the end result will be orgasmic if you give it a few more solid thrusts.


I almost peed on The Sweet Ass Journal project and set it up in flames several times, and it has become the sexiest summit I’ve reached thus far. Had I of burned it, I’d probably still be walking around my neighborhood in Kentucky at 9 am with a glass of whiskey, a pipe, and a robe. But instead, I continued humping The Sweet Ass Journal (because it had a sweet ass), and now I’m in Oregon living my personal legend.


It’s always great to reflect on progress…


When you think of yourself and what you are working towards, do you always finish what you start?


Do you launch your creations? Be honest with yourself.


For about 10 years after college, I started about 2342348320 projects and rarely ever climaxed. Some stuff thrown at us during everyday life are huge cock-blocks, and I let a lot of that nastiness get in the way.


It’s easy to stop production when Mr and Mrs Comfort drop a treasure chest of attractive distractions in your lap. Tubs of ice cream. Gallons of bourbon. Basement raves with Donald Trump and baby-oil slip and slides. You have to be careful not to make sexy time with the wrong endeavors.


Sometimes resistance gremlins show up looking super fly in an attempt to flatter your weakness! These comforts are a desperate surge from conformity in disguise. They see you setting your visions and getting intimate with your creations, and it scares the fuck outa them. Think about the magic that is produced when you birth new ideas, concepts, and projects that are in line with your dreams. Not only does it pump up your creative energies, but it motivates those around you to follow their dreams too. Resistance Gremlins will do ANYTHING to stop your momentum because it has a domino effect on the rest of the creative world.  They will throw smut, toxins, fast-food, and political conversations at you in an attempt to derail your highest energies.


Bitch-slap those gremlins hoes, flip the rage create switch, and go for the big climax!  Never stop peaking!


Create. Make love. Feel alive. Be here now. Level up. Surge forward. Finish your businesssssss.


Honor your creative process no matter what forces interlude. If it’s part of your vision, hump it. If it’s not, dump it.


Can you feel that buddy?? Uh Uh Uh.


Nobody ever won freedom by taking the shiny bait.


A date with your dreams await. Get back to humping!




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You Have a Power That Only Gods Have

The mirror can be a scary place. It’s a reflection of divinity–a masterpiece of the Gods–yet it’s easy to let the self-judgement gremlins paint a picture of horror in its place. After all, you have been poisoned by superficial illusions and advertisements since the moment your pretty little eyes first opened in this physical plane.


You must center your focus on your light, and not your darkness.


Your distant relatives didn’t dick around worrying about how good they looked after their Brazilian wax. They were out hunting animals, building fires, battling enemies, and creating empires. They smelled like shit and were completely unaware that their descendants would shave and bleach their buttholes to impress each other. Quit focusing on what stinks and do what needs to be done to survive and advance.


You have the sharpest weapon in the war against resistance: the ability to create.


It’s a power that only Gods have.


Use the mirror as a reminder to reflect your powers into the world.


The future depends on your light.


Rage Create


Rage Create You Have a Power That Only Gods Have

Why Trying New Things Will Help You Slaughter Resistance

I painted for the first time the other day. It was a beautiful mess of colors. Certainly nothing anyone with an appreciation for artist talent would admire, but the colors blended, and I created something that wasn’t in this world before. I channeled energy from the universe into shades and shapes matching the reflection of this luscious planet.


It was not the painting I viewed as the reward; it was the act of painting. I started something new, and that always takes guts. I triggered new thoughts, emotions, and experiences by dipping and smearing the brush. It’s the very root habit of creativity.


Are you afraid to do something new? I thought about painting for 10+ years, but I was always too in love with my ego to try it. I knew the result wouldn’t pass the eye test, and I thought it would make me feel like a failure. I lived most of my life hiding from anything I didn’t think I would be great at. This is a poisonous route to take. Are you drinking the poison, too?


When you try something new, it’s the baseline for opportunity. If you remove the ego, you also remove your judgments. Instead of scolding yourself and feeling not good enough, you can admire the act of creating in itself. Have no mind on what the output is. The act of creating in itself is the divine habit. It’s the portal to a happy and free soul. It’s the feeling of truly being alive.


You must understand that if you create, you will evolve as a creator. Your creations will evolve alongside you. At first, they may seem stupid, or ugly, or worthless, but every great creation is the result of a thousand trials that weren’t so beautiful. Nonetheless, each one of those trials was supplied with energy by the previous trial. The final creation cannot be what it is without the blunder of fuckery along the way.


This is how life is. You are a creation. Every thought of every experience of every moment of every day is a continuation of your ultimate creative manifestation. This moment, just as the last, is a pitstop for fuel on your mission to the space of ultimate high. To become one with your purpose, passion, and spirit, you must be willing to eat shit on the bottom line. Be proud of not knowing what the fuck you are doing. Be happy to make a mess, test the waters, bust open your wounds, and attack the next challenge. There isn’t one happy or free being that didn’t start by licking scum off the ground.


The lower you start, the higher you can go. The more you show up, the more fuel you will create. Colors will expand to new shades. Words will turn into libraries. Voices will echo through the infinite canyons of the heavens.


At the edge of your seat, you must create. You must rage through your doubts. You must explore. You must push forward. You must smear the blood on the canvas.


There are those who will never arrive due to fear and conformity. You are not one of those.


You are a habit of creation.


You are the fire of a torch that has been burning resistance before time even existed.


You are of the highest power.


If you enter the battle with honor, you’ve already won the war.


Rage Create


Rage Create Why Trying New Things Will Help You Slaughter Resistance